You: *calls me ugly*
Me: *hopes you ain’t driving with that fucked up vision*
Nov 13 6:59 with 408,669 notes
Where did the idea of vampires having balls actually come from? Like what started that… “I’m a bloodsucking creature of the night; I feel like dressing fabulous and going to mingle in high society!”
when i read this i thought by “balls” you meant “testicles” and i just sat here for like two minutes thinking about why vampires having testicles is peculiar to you and why it means that they hang out with the upper class
Oct 30 14:35 with 312,203 notes
nostalgia is a liar. nothing was ever as good as you remember it to be. there’s a reason you don’t talk to that person anymore, there’s a reason you’re not part of each other’s lives. don’t trust nostalgia. grieve. reflect. move on.
Oct 25 20:22 with 591,148 notes
being a girl is hard. u dont check the groupchat for an hour and return to 3 breakups 200 text screenshots to analyze & someone gone missing
(Source: thecommonchick.com)
Oct 25 20:21 with 58,592 notes
